Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Two words: blizzard sex
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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