roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
God, I missed his penis.
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