Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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