So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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