why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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