There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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