perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Can I color on your dick again?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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