let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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