Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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