just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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