Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
The air taste purple.
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