Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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