White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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