i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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