i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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