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just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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