You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Houston, we have a squirter
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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