Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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