I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
