Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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