If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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