what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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