I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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