i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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