Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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