We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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