This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
pop tarts are not kleenex
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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