thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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