It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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