When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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