found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
