So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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