Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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