She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
