its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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