Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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