is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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