Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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