i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
tell me about the fingering
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