How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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