i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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