dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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