Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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