How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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