On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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