Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's official drugs can't kill me
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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