dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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