I want to stick my p in your. b.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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