i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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