I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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