WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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