We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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