alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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