he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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