I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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