Me too!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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