her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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